Name Change Ponderers Gifts

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

The Jeopardy of Progress

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Goalkeeping Dog

Jealousy

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Remainders Shop

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

Falcon finds Waldo

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

The company vehicle

"Her name's Snuggles."

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Student Loan Interest Rates.

"We refuse to change the team's name and betray our city's proud heritage."

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'

"Highness. Majesty. Sovereign. Liege. Monarch. I think I like sovereign best."