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"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

Twisted Peel reads Nietzsche.

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'You've never starved a fever, have you?'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -