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'One day, all this will be yours, Son. As far as the eye can see.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Easter Island legs

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Venus

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'