Mythical Stories Gifts

"We're quitre similar. We both suck the energy out of people. I can't enter a church, and you can't enter a workers' union house."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Phoenix

Hot Tub Frosty

Santa CGI Effect

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Europa takes a selfie

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Greek goddess

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

Walkies with the Stars

'He was brought by the stork.'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"This should be interesting...."

'Must be Pandora's.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Janus.

Centaur Driver

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."