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"We're quitre similar. We both suck the energy out of people. I can't enter a church, and you can't enter a workers' union house."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Phoenix

Hot Tub Frosty

Santa CGI Effect

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Europa takes a selfie

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Greek goddess

Walkies with the Stars

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Centaur Driver

Janus.

"This should be interesting...."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'