Mythical Moon Explorer Gifts

Cheese in space

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Moon: Made in China

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

First Contact

Mummy Beggar

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Freia and her golden apples

Moon Cave

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Branson space shot

"I have grave news."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I'll be right back."

Business witch

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Vacation on the Moon.