Mythical Moon Explorer Gifts

Cheese in space

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Moon: Made in China

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

First Contact

Mummy Beggar

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Moon Cave

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I have grave news."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Vacation on the Moon.

Branson space shot

Business witch

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."