Mythical Hero Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hey, come over here-that little Dutch kid is back."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Lesser known greek gods,

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Mermaid Art

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Giant Sale!

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Vodka

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

At the end of the rainbow

Starbucks Siren

Giant Headless Horseman

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

And on this day, God created children.

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Scuba Diving Devil

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Sulking

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."