Mythical Environmental Champion Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

David Attenborough's Morning

Recycling bottle bank.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"I dunno...ask him."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Keystone XL

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

"It's not easy being green…"

"The nominees"

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'