Mythical Environmental Champion Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"I can see our house from here."

Global Warming.

David Attenborough's Morning

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Recycling bottle bank.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"I dunno...ask him."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Keystone XL

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

"The nominees"

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."