Mythical Being Aficionado Pillows

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"She's been so creative lately."

Why we need poetry. . .

Desert Island BBQ

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Save the whales

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Houdini.

At the end of the rainbow

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Pizza at the Round Table

'So push has come to shove...'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"I want to thank all the little people."