Mythical Being Aficionado Mugs

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.

"She's been so creative lately."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Why we need poetry. . .

Desert Island BBQ

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Pizza at the Round Table

'So push has come to shove...'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

Houdini.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"I want to thank all the little people."

'In lieu of a Christmas bonus, I'm going to read you a story.'

"Something nocturnal."