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Juno

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Raphael

Phoenix

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The Final Selfie

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Norse God

The original sundial.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"But is it art?"

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

"Big storm's a brewin'."

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

"How does the stork figure into this?"

Christo's greatest challenge.

In the very beginning.

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'You don't get it, Wacenee, the gods being angry keeps us in business!'

"I wish I could do hands..."

Mermaid and music

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'Miró, Miró, on the wall . . .'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'