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"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

'I've forgotten the recipe.'

"Oops! The system just crashed!"

'I see lots of weapons of mass malarky.'

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

A boy acting suspiciously

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Quantum Psychic

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Science of Little Round Things

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

A voodoo doctor.

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."