Mystic Mindset T-Shirts

"This is very strange! I can't see a life line on your hand. There's only a little itty bitty dot!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Tiny Visions

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

Quantum Psychic

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

YOLO vs YODO

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Ill next Thursday

A voodoo doctor.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"