Mystic Driver Gifts

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Cats on Board.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Turmoil change.

Demonic Repossession.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Madam Zouza. Fortune Teller. I see you playing a game with me wearing helmets … Oh, dear!

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

Portal

Your car can be any shape you desire

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'