Muzzle Musings Pillows

Dangerous Dog with paper

Silence of the Chickens...

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Big Medium

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"When the silver screen beckons, and it will, I want my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame..."

I wonder if they can think...

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

Muses of the Couch

"Here's another depressing song about me."

'Mystic Ken sees your future in the stars.'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

Gilbert van Elderberry writes his famous poem 'To My Mask'.

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"My one big fear is that I might get a jury of your peers."