Muzzle Musings Gifts

Dangerous Dog with paper

Silence of the Chickens...

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"You wanna put that back?"

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Big Medium

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"When the silver screen beckons, and it will, I want my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame..."

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

I wonder if they can think...

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Muses of the Couch

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

Gilbert van Elderberry writes his famous poem 'To My Mask'.

'Mystic Ken sees your future in the stars.'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'