Mushroom Musings Pillows

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

The mushroom pickers

Black Truffles!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"