Mushroom Maniac Pillows

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

The Champignon Bell

The mushroom pickers

Gnome reading the 'Joy of mushrooms'

Harsh Mellows.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I'm going to get you fired."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Mushrooms of New York

Black Truffles!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."