Mushroom Master Pillows

U-pick mushrooms, $1 a pound ...toadstools free!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Keen gardener.

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

The mushroom pickers

Black Truffles!

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Goblin.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

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