Mushroom Kingdom Resident Pillows

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

The mushroom pickers

Goblin.

Nuclear Families

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Black Truffles!

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'