Mushroom Kingdom Resident Gifts

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Mushrooms of New York

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'