Mutiny Fan Pillows

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Currently Boston

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Cupid misses his shot.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Halloween sculptor