Mutiny Fan Gifts

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Zombie pet tricks.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Cupid misses his shot.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."