Mutation Meme Lover Pillows

New coronavirus mutation found!

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Mutation D614G

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"I've mutated."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

The Situation Room Has Gotten Weird

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Grumpy Cow

Covid 19 Variant

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'I'm going to be up-front with you, Kong. If you work with me, I'm the King.'

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

How do I keep coming up with these zany kid shananigans? I get them from zanykidshanaigans.com!

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Unclear on the carrot-and-stick concept

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."