Mutation Humorist Pillows

'The ops a god send when it comes to waiting for the bus.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Mutation D614G

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I've mutated."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

Covid 19 Variant

Institute of Genetic Engineering

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

The evolution of triathletes.

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Thanks for bringin up the mail, so what's new with you, Phil?'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'