Mutation Enthusiasts Pillows

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Mutation D614G

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Crap. I overslept."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

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'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"I've mutated."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.