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'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

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Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

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'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I've mutated."

"Crap. I overslept."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Off to a bad start.

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'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.