Mutant Seed Grower T-Shirts

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Gardener

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Hydroponic Gardening

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

Arctic Hothouse

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Where steel wool comes from.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Remote control sheepdog

'I'm all ears.'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."