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'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

An old man growing berries

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'