Plant Breeder Mugs

'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Allotment

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

An old man growing berries

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Puppies

Solar Plant

"His father came from a family of climbers."