Pet Breeder T-Shirts

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Foster failure

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Kultural K9's.

"He's my school project for science class."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

An inbred poodle.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."