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George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

She always had her flute... just in case.

Bass Clef

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Jacques Offenbach.

Anton Bruckner.

Miss Frumkin, take a fugue in G minor.

The Deb Van Trio, The Buzz Lyle Trio, Liza Lindo Trio.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

Guitarist

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Cimafunk

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Omara Portuondo