Musicians Gifts

Non-Denominational Carols

At home with the brass section.

"Any requests?"

'That one must be the dominant male'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Trombone Practical Jokes

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

Money needed for music lessons.

'You'll never get to work unless you toot your own horn!'

'I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.'

"Have you noticed that your baby stops crying when you stop squeezing her?"

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

The village oak.

Muscle Music.

Semiconductor.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Early American electric guitar.

Violin Ghost

"Don't make me come down there."

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Break for the orchestra.

Brass Band

Cough Mixture for Angels

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

"Sandpipers."

Mozart

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

Beavers gnawing down trees.

of course its a violin

'Mahler's 9th?'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'