Musicians Pillows

Non-Denominational Carols

At home with the brass section.

"Any requests?"

'That one must be the dominant male'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Trombone Practical Jokes

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Muscle Music.

The village oak.

"Have you noticed that your baby stops crying when you stop squeezing her?"

'I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.'

'You'll never get to work unless you toot your own horn!'

Money needed for music lessons.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Cough Mixture for Angels

Semiconductor.

Brass Band

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Break for the orchestra.

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

"Don't make me come down there."

Violin Ghost

Early American electric guitar.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

'Mahler's 9th?'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

of course its a violin

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"Signor Vivaldi's dying wish is for the Four Seasons to be inflicted on as many people as possible."

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

Beavers gnawing down trees.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."