Musical Wildlife Whisperer Pillows

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Polly txt speak

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"