Musical Penguins Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Birds with Headphones

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Look! A streaker!

March of the penguins.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

UFO

The Rolling Bones

'He looks like executive material, but all he does is eat mackerel and complain about the air conditioner being down!'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

Musical Snowman

Rats! Frozen again!

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."