Musical Penguins Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

Birds with Headphones

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Look! A streaker!

March of the penguins.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

UFO

The Rolling Bones

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'He looks like executive material, but all he does is eat mackerel and complain about the air conditioner being down!'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

Musical Snowman