Musical Musings Gifts

"Here's another depressing song about me."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Pull and all nighter...

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Musical Note Nail

Big Medium

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"...on the avenue..."

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

Guitar.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'