"Here's another depressing song about me."
Musical Musings Mugs
Start their day with a nod to their musical passion—our collection of mugs features playful and artistic designs inspired by melodies and rhythms, perfect for morning brew enthusiasts.
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."
Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
Jerry Lordan
Pull and all nighter...
'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'
Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."
Angel playing music
"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."
"You wanna put that back?"
Musical Note Nail
"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"
"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."
'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'
Big Medium
'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'
Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'
'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'
Guitar.
'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'
"...on the avenue..."
Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.
'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'
"Is that before or after tax?"
Superstitious Black Cat
'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'
'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'
"Is there anybody there?"
Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity
"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."
"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."
Musical Musings Mugs Collection
Musical Musings Pillows
Add a musical touch to any room with pillows that celebrate rhythm, melody, and musical inspiration.
Musical Musings Prints
Decorate your walls with posters and prints inspired by musical musings—art that hits all the right notes.
Musical Musings T-Shirts
Find your new favorite shirt among our musical-themed t-shirts—style that sings and makes a statement.