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Auto-Bahn Jovi

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Cycling with a harp case

Child driving a toy car

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Broadway Moosical.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Demonic Repossession.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Musical Bicycle.

Freestyling.

I love Marimba

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."