Mini Motorist T-Shirts

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'It's a hybrid...but I still have to pedal'

"I went electric a long time ago."

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Pony Rides

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I need a jump!'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Road Buddies

Petrol vs electric car

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Toy repair.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.