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'This is coming out of your allowance!'

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'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'I need a jump!'

Road Buddies

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Useless car accessories.

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

The Baby Mechanic

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Gym Kids

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

Red car

Size Matters.

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

'It's a hybrid...but I still have to pedal'

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"