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Formula One

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Formula One car models

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

Micheal Schumacher.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'What's he on?'

With and without a starter.

'And it's a photo finish!'