Music-loving Racer Gifts

Formula One

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

10K Ambulance Chase

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Formula One car models

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'What's he on?'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Micheal Schumacher.

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

With and without a starter.