Music-loving Athlete Gifts

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Grade 2 Cellist

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Table tennis.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Rugby Player

Cross-country knitting.

' Love and pole vault'

Muhammad Dali...

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Pianorobics.

An obstacle course for musicians,

Javelin

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Tennis Doubles

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

Formula One

Lecture Tonight. Evidence of Water on Other Planets. Using "Moon River" as background was a nice touch.

Cricketer playing with a harp as the wickets

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

Football fan

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."