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Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

All's well that ends well

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Tortured by music

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Music Hater.

The Off-Tones

Man conducts the songbirds outside his window.

'Gesundheit, dummy!'