Musical Economists Gifts

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Sergei Taneyev

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Leos Janacek

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"It's Alan Greenspan - he thinks we're moving too fast."

Recession tips & taxes

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