Musical Economist Gifts

News. Year- End Economic Report. I don't want them to fine-tune the economy --- just get it in the right octave.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?

Art Guidelines

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Dollar sign balloon.

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'

"It's Alan Greenspan - he thinks we're moving too fast."

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