Musical Economists Prints

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Sergei Taneyev

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

News. Year- End Economic Report. I don't want them to fine-tune the economy --- just get it in the right octave.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Leos Janacek

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"It's Alan Greenspan - he thinks we're moving too fast."

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