Economic Entertainers Prints

What am I doing? Oh just a little TBC. You know, Taking Care of Bailout.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Trickledown economics

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We buy and sell them.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Government Handouts.

First Market Decline

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."