Musical Banter Lover Pillows

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An Archeologic Dig

Note Book

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Von Trapp family masks

Musical Eye Test

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Joseph and his coat

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Those who can can, dance."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."